Stan Marsh

Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'? –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you totally fucking gay.

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) | Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Matt Stone (Kenny McCormick)

File Updated: 2021-01-14

#Gay

#Sex

#Genitals

Dec

2005

Charlie Brown cartoons

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

And why is it that on Charlie Brown cartoons everyone talks like this?

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Cartoons

#Parody

#Confusion

Dec

2005

Commercialism

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Christmas

#Commercialism

#Finance

Nov

2004

Between some douche and some turd

From: South Park

I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. –But, Stan, don't you know? It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.