You and I should not drink. –Yeah, I'm thinking about giving it up and moving on to the hard stuff. –Narcotics! Deal me in. –You don't seem like the type. –Yeah, I smoked a doobie once. Made me drool. –A doobie. –Weed. Pot. The Mary Jane. Whatever the kids are calling it these days. –I'm not sure that's, uh, considered hard anymore. At least not according to Denver anyway. –The times they are a-changin'.