Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'? –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you totally fucking gay.
All ready for Christmas? –I was just starting to look over the new Naughty And Nice List the gnomes prepared for me. –Oh, heh, are the, uh, tabulations all closed off then? –Oh, no. They keep it open until midnight of Christmas Eve. Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness right at the end. –(cough) Oh, that's so lame of them.