Sep 18 2020 Patronizing bitch From: Bubba Ho-tep You fuck off, you patronizing bitch! Bruce Campbell (Elvis) #Patronizing#Anger#Frustration Oct 25 2019 In the end From: Bubba Ho-tep In the end... does anything really matter? Bruce Campbell (Elvis) #Depression#Philosophy#Death#Frustration Mar 07 2009 You're on the floor From: Bubba Ho-tep Hey, man, you're on the floor. –No shit. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Exclamations#Concern#Sarcasm Mar 07 2009 The two key words for tonight From: Bubba Ho-tep Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.' Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Warnings#Fire#Precautions Oct 19 2006 It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N From: Bubba Ho-tep It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Parody#Exclamations#Encouragement Oct 19 2006 You undead sack of shit From: Bubba Ho-tep Come and get it, you undead sack of shit. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Halloween#Zombies#Paranormal#Monsters Jun 08 2006 What your rest home can do for you From: Bubba Ho-tep Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Parody#Aging#Medical Apr 18 2006 Worthless or sadly amusing From: Bubba Ho-tep ...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Insult#Aging#Self-Deprication#Worthless#Curse#Frustration#Amusement Mar 31 2006 Anything to life other than food, shit, and sex? From: Bubba Ho-tep Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Food#Sex#Life#Poop#Self-Deprication#Complaints#Frustration Mar 31 2006 Standing in a toilet From: Bubba Ho-tep Why are we standing here in a toilet? Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-12 #Toilet#Confusion Pages1 2 next › last »
Sep 18 2020 Patronizing bitch From: Bubba Ho-tep You fuck off, you patronizing bitch! Bruce Campbell (Elvis) #Patronizing#Anger#Frustration
Oct 25 2019 In the end From: Bubba Ho-tep In the end... does anything really matter? Bruce Campbell (Elvis) #Depression#Philosophy#Death#Frustration
Mar 07 2009 You're on the floor From: Bubba Ho-tep Hey, man, you're on the floor. –No shit. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Exclamations#Concern#Sarcasm
Mar 07 2009 The two key words for tonight From: Bubba Ho-tep Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.' Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Warnings#Fire#Precautions
Oct 19 2006 It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N From: Bubba Ho-tep It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Parody#Exclamations#Encouragement
Oct 19 2006 You undead sack of shit From: Bubba Ho-tep Come and get it, you undead sack of shit. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Halloween#Zombies#Paranormal#Monsters
Jun 08 2006 What your rest home can do for you From: Bubba Ho-tep Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack) File Updated: 2019-10-31 #Parody#Aging#Medical
Apr 18 2006 Worthless or sadly amusing From: Bubba Ho-tep ...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Insult#Aging#Self-Deprication#Worthless#Curse#Frustration#Amusement
Mar 31 2006 Anything to life other than food, shit, and sex? From: Bubba Ho-tep Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex. Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-11 #Food#Sex#Life#Poop#Self-Deprication#Complaints#Frustration
Mar 31 2006 Standing in a toilet From: Bubba Ho-tep Why are we standing here in a toilet? Bruce Campbell (Elvis) File Updated: 2019-10-12 #Toilet#Confusion