Dr. Rumack

Jan

30

2021

Something you can do

From: Airplane!

Surely there must be something you can do. –I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

Jan

15

2021

You can't be serious

From: Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious. –I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Jun

18

2014

I'm a doctor

From: Airplane!

Captain, how soon can you land? –I can't tell. –You can tell me, I'm a doctor. –No, I mean I'm just not sure. –Well, can't you take a guess? –Well, not for another two hours. –You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Peter Graves (Captain Clarence Oveur)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Jun

05

2014

Gotten to a hospital

From: Airplane!

You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. –A hospital? What is it? –It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Julie Hagerty (Elaine)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

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