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Dean Eugene Higgins








Feb
12
2021

Luxury or necessity?

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
From: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

We all appreciate your interest in progress, but a computer?! Well, that is a luxury that we just cannot afford. –Dean Higgins, today a computer can hardly be considered a luxury. –Oh, very well, then it is a necessity that we just cannot afford.

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | William Schallert (Professor Quigley)

#Progress
#Computer
#Technology
#Luxury
#Necessity
#Finance
#School
Aug
04
2009

Severence check

The Strongest Man In The World
From: The Strongest Man In The World

(buzz) Yes, Mercedes, what is it? –Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check. –Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore. –But we always give out severence checks. –Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | Mary Treen (Mercedes)
#Work
#Finance
#Unemployment
#Fired
Aug
04
2009

Stop trying to butter me up!

The Strongest Man In The World
From: The Strongest Man In The World

Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)
#Humor
#Flattery
#Bribery
#Butter
Feb
05
2009

The man is ruthless

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
From: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

Oh, you don't know him. You don't know him at all! The man is ruthless! He gets all that taxpayers' money, and still he's ruthless!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)
File Updated: 2021-02-09

#School
#Finance
#Evil
#Ruthless
#Taxes

Born Today

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Anita Gillette  •  16 Aug 1936
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William Salyers  •  16 Aug 1964
Reginald VelJohnson  •  16 Aug 1952
Taika Waititi  •  16 Aug 1975
Lesley Ann Warren  •  16 Aug 1946

Died Today

Veda Ann Borg  •  16 Aug 1973
Jeff Corey  •  16 Aug 2002
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William Windom  •  16 Aug 2012

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30 Jul 2022  •  Nichelle Nichols

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Security breach, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 11
May your dog talk, from: Northern Exposure
Views today: 8
Needs some WD-40, from: King of the Hill
Views today: 7
Ugh, what?!, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 6
Hide the salami, from: Caddyshack
Views today: 5
Hot tip, from: Horsemen
Views today: 5
What is it?, from: The Honeymooners
Views today: 5
Lean and mean, from: Caddyshack
Views today: 4
SFX: Red Alert, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 4
Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 4
I knew it all the time, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Views today: 4
How much do I weigh now?, from: Fat Actress
Views today: 4
Only one truth about war, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 4
Message for you, from: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Views today: 3
The Whispering Steeple, from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
Views today: 3
Exposed and vulnerable, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 3
Running a newspaper, from: The Great Race
Views today: 3
Ooh, Technicolor!, from: Animaniacs
Views today: 3
Smartest person in the room, from: Spider-Man: Far From Home
Views today: 3
Private justice, from: Silver Bullet
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 87,001
Family Guy / Total views: 43,105
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,272
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,689
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,433
Up / Total views: 32,747
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,736
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,300
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,870
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,301
South Park / Total views: 25,180
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,308
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,944
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,865
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,768
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,577
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,912
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,735
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,196
Daria / Total views: 15,850
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