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Alex








Dec
22
2018

Sick joke

Merry Madagascar
From: Merry Madagascar

What kind of sick joke is this, huh?!

Ben Stiller (Alex)

#Anger
#Jokes
#Frustration
#Disgust
#Gifts
#Birthday
#Christmas
#Chanukah
#Kwanzaa
#Joking
Feb
25
2013

Made and ruined my day

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
From: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

You guys... You've both made and ruined my day.

Ben Stiller (Alex)
#Philosophy
Dec
03
2010

Ruined Christmas for the whole world

Merry Madagascar
From: Merry Madagascar

Oh, this is bad. This is--this is bad. I've ruined Christmas for everybody. I've ruined Christmas for, like, the whole world!

Ben Stiller (Alex)
File Updated: 2018-11-29

#Christmas
#Destruction
#Fear
#Regret
Dec
11
2009

I shot down Santa

Merry Madagascar
From: Merry Madagascar

I shot down Santa. –Oh, you gonna be on the Naughty List for sure now!

Ben Stiller (Alex) | Chris Rock (Marty)
File Updated: 2018-11-29

#Christmas
#Guns
#Naughty List
Nov
15
2008

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Madagascar
From: Madagascar

You don't bite the hand that feeds you! –Mm-hmm, I know that's right!

Ben Stiller (Alex) | Jada Pinkett Smith (Gloria)
#Philosophy
#Food
#Biting
May
14
2008

What is wrong with you?!

Madagascar
From: Madagascar

Lady, what is wrong with you?!

Ben Stiller (Alex)
#Frustration
#Exclamations
Feb
21
2006

Darn you all to heck

Madagascar
From: Madagascar

You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!

Ben Stiller (Alex)
#Quotes
#Parody

Born Today

Mel Brooks  •  28 Jun 1926
John Cusack  •  28 Jun 1966
Bruce Davison  •  28 Jun 1946
John Inman  •  28 Jun 1935
Alice Krige  •  28 Jun 1954
Peter Linz  •  28 Jun 1967
Pat Morita  •  28 Jun 1932
Sara Stewart  •  28 Jun 1966

Died Today

Denis Akiyama  •  28 Jun 2018
Billy Mays  •  28 Jun 2009
Michael Ripper  •  28 Jun 2000
Rod Serling  •  28 Jun 1975

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
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10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

On Christmas Day, from: Holiday Greetings 1941
Views today: 8
I wonder about you, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 8
Writing checks, from: Top Gun
Views today: 5
He's only a Wookiee, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 5
Nothing strange about Washington, from: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Views today: 4
Not a problem if you don't look up, from: Rogue One
Views today: 4
Some bad news, from: The Rock
Views today: 4
Direct from our newsroom in Washington, from: CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite
Views today: 4
Does it make sense?, from: Daria
Views today: 4
Aware of responsibilities, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 3
Tell us about it, from: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Views today: 3
Did we win?, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 3
WTC?!, from: Bob's Burgers
Views today: 3
I am a nudist, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3
Combat school, from: Top Gun
Views today: 3
United States of Zombieland, from: Zombieland
Views today: 3
Get these letters to the North Pole, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 3
Can we keep him?, from: Up
Views today: 3
Out of the box, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 3
I don't compete with them, from: In Like Flint
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,763
Family Guy / Total views: 42,972
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,130
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,494
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,286
Up / Total views: 32,576
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,613
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,182
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,722
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,123
South Park / Total views: 25,050
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,252
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,878
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,686
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,684
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,440
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,789
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,658
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,106
Daria / Total views: 15,718
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