Archives: 2017-08

Aug
30
2017

Mr. Underwear Inspector Number 12

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #5

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Underwear Inspector Number 12. –♪ Mr. Underwear Inspector Number 12 ♫ –Whether it be tighty-whiteys or banana-hammocks, you're the one who makes sure our skivvies cut the mustard. –♪ Ridin' high! ♫ –You make sure the door is fastened with secure seams so that the cow doesn't get out of the barn when it shouldn't. –♪ Don't let it out! ♫ –Dedicating yourself to a craft others might pooh-pooh, you can pass every single man on the street and say with pride, "You there. You're wearing my underpants." –♪ Oh, yeah ♫ –"And, no, I don't want them back." So this Bud's for you, Eagle Eyes, because we're all glad you've got your hands in our shorts. –♪ Change 'em everyday ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Alcohol
#Commercials
#Heroes
#Underwear
#Genitals
#Innuendo
#Mustard
#Condiments
Aug
25
2017

Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #39
 Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Commercials
#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Golf
#Balls
#Innuendo
#Genitals
#Sex
Aug
22
2017

Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #42

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer. –♪ Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer ♫ –You've taken the barbaric warfare of the 12th century and made it a great outing for the entire family. –♪ Quality time, yeah ♫ –Every night you stand in green tights and pointy shoes and proudly display your manhood. –♪ Standin' tall! ♫ –Armed with swords, battleaxes, and big hammers, you knock each other senseless while we devour giant turkey legs and five-gallon sodas. –♪ Simply delicious ♫ –Sure, we know it's fake, but don't tell us getting clobbered in the face with a spiked ball doesn't hurt a little. –♪ Oh! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Renaissance Guy, because you'll always be our knight in shining armor. –♪ Someone get a stretcher ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Alcohol
#Commercials
#Heroes
#Food
#Genitals
#Family
#Violence
#Theatre

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