Archives: 2017-06

Jun

2017

You don't need to know

From: The Rock

You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.

Nicolas Cage (Dr. Stanley Goodspeed)

#Government

#Military

#Knowledge

#Information

#Frustration

Jun

2017

Rough night

From: Logan

Your turn. I've had a rough night. –Well, poor you.

Stephen Merchant (Caliban) | Hugh Jackman (Logan / Wolverine)

#Work

#Condescension

#Frustration

Jun

2017

Mr. Edible Underwear Maker

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #30

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Edible Underwear Maker. –♪ Mr. Edible Underwear Maker ♫ –Your true genius combined two of Man's favorite things: panties and food. –♪ I can taste it now ♫ –They're a snack. They're underwear. They're a snack and underwear. Brilliant. –♪ Two treats in one ♫ –Gorgeous grape. Rock my world raspberry. Bodacious banana. –♪ 26 flavors ♫ –And nothing says "I want you" like a man with a mouthful of underpants –♪ I want you, baby ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Edible Underwear Maker, because thanks to you, when it comes to panties extra-large means extra-yummy. –♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Jun

2017

May make a human of you yet

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Patterns of Force (1968) (Season 2, Episode 21)

We may make a human of you yet. –I hope not.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Aliens

#Disgust

Jun

2017

Just peed a little

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

(mechanical noises and fanfare) I think I just peed a little.

Jack Black (Po)

#Piss

#Overwhelmed

#Joy

Jun

2017

My pleasure

From: Phantom of the Paradise

My pleasure... Bones.

Gerrit Graham (Beef)

#Sarcasm

#Condescension

#Fat

Jun

2017

The bill comes due

From: Doctor Strange

You still think there will be no consequences, Strange? No price to pay? We broke our rules just like her. The bill comes due. Always... a reckoning.

Chiwetel Ejiofor (Mordo)

Jun

2017

More of a chaser

From: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth? –I'm more of a chaser, really.

Samantha Morton (Mary Lou Barebone) | Eddie Redmayne (Newt Scamander)

Jun

2017

Won't tolerate indubordination

From: The World Is Not Enough

I will not tolerate insubordination, 007.

Judi Dench (M)

Jun

2017

Mr. Company Computer Guy

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #37

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Company Computer Guy. –♪ Mr. Company Computer Guy ♫ –Though we worker bees scarcely know our modems from our scrotums, you are there to guide us. –♪ Modems and scrotums ♫ –When we screw-up the boot-up you are there. Without you, computers would mega-bite. –♪ Mega-bite ♫ –The countless hours we spend surfing the internet and accidentally stumbling upon porn sites would instead be spent working. –♪ Working for the man ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Company Computer Guy, for it's you who keeps our logons logging and our hard drives hard. –♪ You gotta see this porn site! ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

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Died Today

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

A good day to die, from: Star Trek: First Contact
Views today: 16

Victory is mine!, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 8

All I can get, from: The Cowboys
Views today: 6

The nail that gets hammered down, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 6

Give my regards to King Tut, asshole., from: Stargate
Views today: 6

Get me the President's agent, from: The Running Man
Views today: 6

Don't mince words, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 5

What is a-going on here?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 5

Doesn't have bubbles, from: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Views today: 5

Come get some, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 5

You can't be serious, from: Airplane!
Views today: 5

Hospitality hologram, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 4

I'm just wicked, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 4

Didn't invite anyone, from: Roseanne
Views today: 4

Dogs off the coffee table!, from: All In The Family
Views today: 4

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 3

Timmy! (v3), from: South Park
Views today: 3

The Whispering Steeple, from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
Views today: 3

April Fool's, son!, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 3

Diagnosis: puberty, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 3

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Archer / Total views: 82,377

Family Guy / Total views: 40,022

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 34,436

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,578

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Up / Total views: 30,267

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,755

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,852

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,713

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,724

South Park / Total views: 22,509

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,563

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,229

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,843

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,153

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,900

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,620

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,220

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,966

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,230

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