Archives: 2015-05

May

2015

Preservation Room

From: National Treasure

Do you know what the Preservation Room is for? –Delicious jams and jellies?

Nicolas Cage (Ben Gates) | Justin Bartha (Riley Poole)

File Updated: 2020-04-25

#Condiments

#Libraries

#Puns

May

2015

Satisfied with care

From: Big Hero 6

I cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

May

2015

Cannot bow to it

From: Mulan

No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

Pat Morita (The Emperor)

#Philosophy

#Wind

#Mountains

May

2015

Tactically dangerous

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

This is tactically dangerous.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

#Robots

#Military

#War

May

2015

Would you kill God? –Huh, such vanity. –I am the sum of all these people and all their knowledge. I am all-seeing. I am everywhere and nowhere. That has often served as a definition of God. Would you destroy us and all that we are?

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle) | Sean Connery (Zed)

May

2015

Nothing happened

From: The Explosive Generation

Well what are you crying for now? Why make such a big deal out of this? I mean, they didn't catch us so nothing happened.

Billy Gray (Bobby Herman Jr)

May

2015

Evil plan

From: National Treasure

Our evil plan is working.

Justin Bartha (Riley Poole)

File Updated: 2020-04-25

#Evil

#Plans

May

2015

Lied to me

From: Mulan

You lied to me?!

Eddie Murphy (Mushu)

#Lies

#Lying

May

2015

You told me to

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Why the hell did you do that?! –Because you told me to.

Edward Furlong (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

#Rhetorical

May

2015

No escape

From: Zardoz

There is no escape.

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle)

#Threats

#Warnings

#Computer

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Psychokinetic powers, from: Archer
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