Archives: 2014-01

Hell, I seen things make a grown-man lose control of his glandular functions. You spend three days in a horse carcass living off your own juices. It'll change a man. Oh, yeah.

Johnny Depp (Rango)

#Bodily Fluids

#Self-Control

#Horses

#Philosophy

#Juice

Jan

2014

Set phasers on love

From: Johnny Bravo

Episode: Brave New Johnny (1999) (Season 2, Episode 12a)

Hey, future babe. Lower your deflectors, I've set my phasers on love.

Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

File Updated: 2019-05-06

Jan

2014

Another basement

From: Die Hard 2

Oh, man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator... How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?

Bruce Willis (John McClane)

File Updated: 2018-12-08

#Frustration

#Coincidence

Jan

2014

Flunking

From: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

We are in danger of flunking most-heinously tomorrow, Ted.

Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston, Esq.)

File Updated: 2016-04-30

Jan

2014

Welcome to the Future

From: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Hi. Welcome to the Future.

George Carlin (Rufus)

File Updated: 2016-04-30

#Greetings

#Time

#Future

Born Today

Ashley Bank • 27 Mar 1981

Mariah Carey • 27 Mar 1970

Art Evans • 27 Mar 1942

Nathan Fillion • 27 Mar 1971

Julian Glover • 27 Mar 1935

Jeff Griggs • 27 Mar 1963

Austin Pendleton • 27 Mar 1940

Gloria Swanson • 27 Mar 1899

Mary Treen • 27 Mar 1907

Michael York • 27 Mar 1942

Died Today

Milton Berle • 27 Mar 2002

Diana Hyland • 27 Mar 1977

Dudley Moore • 27 Mar 2002

Aldo Ray • 27 Mar 1991

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

29 Jan 2023 • Annie Wersching

03 Mar 2023 • Tom Sizemore

17 Mar 2023 • Lance Reddick

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
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A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
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The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
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Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
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You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
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My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
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Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
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Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
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Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
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You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
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Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
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Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
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No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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