Apr 22 2013 Rich people problems From: Archer Man, talk about rich people problems. H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) #Sarcasm#Ego
Apr 22 2013 I thought I drank too much From: Archer What the hell is going on? –It's Cheryl, she's in the cockpit! I think she's trying to kill us all! –Oh, good. Whoo! Heh, for a second there I thought I drank too much. (slurp) H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Eugene Mirman (Cecil Tunt) #Alcohol#Murder#Violence
Apr 09 2013 I had to pick a Martian From: Pajama Party Holy cow! Of everyone in the whole world to fall in love with, I had to pick a Martian! Annette Funicello (Connie) #UFOs#Love
Apr 09 2013 Belong in a clock. From: Pajama Party Both you birds belong in a clock. Annette Funicello (Connie) #Mental Health
Apr 09 2013 Questions like that From: Pajama Party Boys aren't supposed to ask questions like that. Annette Funicello (Connie) #Sex#Exclamations
Apr 08 2013 Dead or alive (v2) From: RoboCop Dead or alive, you're coming with me. (version 2) Peter Weller (RoboCop) #Police#Computer#Robots#Warnings
Apr 08 2013 Illegally parked From: RoboCop You are illegally parked on private property. You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle. Jon Davison (ED-209) #Police#Robots#Computer#Cars#Warnings
Apr 01 2013 Life's great lie From: The Avengers Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace. Tom Hiddleston (Loki) #Supervillains#Lying#Philosophy
Apr 01 2013 We are at war From: The Avengers As of right now, we are at war. Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury) #War#Government
