Archives: 2013-03

Mar

2013

We're eating pie

From: Men In Black 3

World-class serial killer out there, and we're eating pie.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Food

#Police

Mar

2013

We need pie. –What? –My granddaddy always said 'If you got a problem that you can't solve, it helps to get out of your head, pie, it's good.' –Pie. –Yeah. –Your granddaddy, heavy-set man? –A little bit. –Yeah. You know what? We've been doing smart stuff. We've been following clues, doing real police work, it might be time we do something stupid. Something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. You know what? Now I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.

Josh Brolin (Young Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Food

#Police

#Family

Mar

2013

Assimilate this

From: Star Trek: First Contact

Assimilate this.

Michael Dorn (Worf)

File Updated: 2021-06-14

#Computer

#Warnings

#Violence

Mar

2013

Worthy of our attention

From: Star Trek: First Contact

We finished our first sensor sweep of the Neutral Zone. –Oh. Fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, 52 ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a Class-2 comet. Wow. This is certainly worthy of our attention. (tosses PADD onto desk)

Jonathan Frakes (William T. Riker) | Patrick Stewart (Jean-Luc Picard)

File Updated: 2021-06-14

#Work

#Sarcasm

#Science

Mar

2013

The final frontier

From: Star Trek (2009)

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange, new worlds; to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.

Leonard Nimoy (Spock Prime)

File Updated: 2019-01-24

Mar

2013

Philosophy and poetry

From: Star Trek: The Animated Series

Episode: The Jihad (1974) (Season 1, Episode 16)

Do you ever quote anything besides statistics, Vulcan? –Yes. But philosophy and poetry are not appropriate here.

Majel Barrett (Lara) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Philosophy

#Statistics

#Poetry

Mar

2013

Buying and selling our wares

From: The Monkey Hustle

We're traders buying and selling our wares to the highest bidder. Rubbing shoulders with good and evil, side-stepping temptation, and looking away from corruption, and avoiding the clutches of the Goldies of the world... Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Let's get it on.

Yaphet Kotto (Daddy Foxx)

Mar

2013

Flim-flam-scootin-scam

From: The Monkey Hustle

When I send you brothers out into the world of flim-flam-scootin-scam, you'll be as twice as sharp and bad as bad. I'll show you how to handcuff lightning, chain thunder, walk through a graveyard and set the dead at a wonder.

Yaphet Kotto (Daddy Foxx)

Mar

2013

Worth the price of admission

From: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Well, that was worth the price of admission.

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Finance

#Movies

Mar

2013

What's new, pussycat?

From: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

What's new, pussycat? –Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Conrad Vernon (Mason) | Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Parody

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Archives: 2013-03

We're eating pie

Dumb-ass pie

Assimilate this

Worthy of our attention

The final frontier

Philosophy and poetry

Buying and selling our wares

Flim-flam-scootin-scam

Worth the price of admission

What's new, pussycat?

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