Archives: 2012-07

Now wait a minute. Hear me out. Now you kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games... Don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds.

Ernest Borgnine (Ted Denslow)

#Games

#Alcohol

Jul

2012

Ain't you gonna be sheriff anymore?

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: Andy on Trial (1962) (Season 2, Episode 29)

Pa, ain't you gonna be sheriff anymore?

Ron Howard (Opie Taylor)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

#Police

#Family

Jul

2012

Not an overnight decision

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: Goodbye Sheriff Taylor (1964) (Season 5, Episode 10)

Now, Barn, this is not an overnight decision. I've thought about it a lot, and we've talked about it, too. I told you there-there might come a time when I'd be... moving on. –Yeah, but I didn't think you meant anything like quitting. I thought you just meant dying!

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) | Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

#Work

#Death

Jul

2012

I'd rather they respect me

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: TV or Not TV (1965) (Season 5, Episode 23)

When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might-might really be fear. So, I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

#Police

#Weapons

#Fear

Jul

2012

Is mutiny funny to you?

From: Archer

Is mutiny funny to you, Mr. Archer? –I don't know. Maybe a mutiny of clowns.

Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Clowns

#Mutiny

#Military

Jul

2012

Fingered

From: Archer

Episode: Swiss Miss (2011) (Season 2, Episode 1)

Well I hope you're happy. –No, I'm not, mother! I just got... fingered! –Ooh, now that is just... Eww!

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

File Updated: 2021-06-13

#Sex

#Innuendo

#Disgust

Born Today

Ashley Bank • 27 Mar 1981

Mariah Carey • 27 Mar 1970

Art Evans • 27 Mar 1942

Nathan Fillion • 27 Mar 1971

Julian Glover • 27 Mar 1935

Jeff Griggs • 27 Mar 1963

Austin Pendleton • 27 Mar 1940

Gloria Swanson • 27 Mar 1899

Mary Treen • 27 Mar 1907

Michael York • 27 Mar 1942

Died Today

Milton Berle • 27 Mar 2002

Diana Hyland • 27 Mar 1977

Dudley Moore • 27 Mar 2002

Aldo Ray • 27 Mar 1991

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

29 Jan 2023 • Annie Wersching

03 Mar 2023 • Tom Sizemore

17 Mar 2023 • Lance Reddick

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 6

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 4

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 88,353

Family Guy / Total views: 44,058

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 38,544

Sound Effects / Total views: 35,215

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 34,260

Up / Total views: 33,804

Looney Tunes / Total views: 32,371

Babylon 5 / Total views: 28,334

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 27,459

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,969

South Park / Total views: 25,981

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,865

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 21,501

The Jetsons / Total views: 21,478

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 20,101

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 19,090

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 17,509

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 17,034

Daria / Total views: 16,680

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,641

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