Put him in the Cone Of Shame.
We're in the business of reporting the news, not creating it.
The Committee wishes to emphasize that there is no evidence of any wider conspiracy. No evidence whatsoever.
I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?
And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text-messaging? –Probably not. –Huh. Well, it appears that the phone companies have been lying to me.
I don't see how you do it... or why!
Why didn't you tell me about this letter from the bank? –I didn't want to bother you, Bill. –Bother me?! It's just a letter of foreclosure, that's all!
Grandma used to say money can't buy happiness, but it sure is a most-pleasant way of being miserable.
What ever happened to your conscience? –I just had it washed. I can't do a thing with it.