Archives: 2009-09

Sep

2009

Who says a penguin can't fly?

From: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Who says a penguin can't fly?

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Flying

Sep

2009

Crash landing

From: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Attention, this is your Captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're crash landing.

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Travel

#News

#Accidents

Sep

2009

Big fat panda

From: Kung Fu Panda

I'm not a big, fat panda... I'm the big, fat panda.

Jack Black (Po)

#Fat

#Self-Deprication

Sep

2009

Bigger than your action figures

From: Kung Fu Panda

Ooh, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis, you're about the same.

Jack Black (Po)

#Fanboy

#Toys

Sep

2009

I'm a Freudian smorgasbord

From: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Oh, I'm a Freudian smorgasbord, daddy.

Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso)

Sep

2009

Does anyone really pay attention to radio

From: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

I don't know. I mean, does anyone really pay attention to radio any more?

Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)

#Work

#Radio

Sep

2009

Hi, I'm Plenty

From: Diamonds Are Forever

Hi, I'm Plenty. –But of course you are.

Lana Wood (Plenty O'Toole) | Sean Connery (James Bond / 007)

File Updated: 2016-11-27

#Sex

#Condescension

#Innuendo

Sep

2009

The hearty breakfast

From: Diamonds Are Forever

I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected. –Presumably I'm the condemned man, and, uh, obviously you're the hearty breakfast.

Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) | Sean Connery (James Bond / 007)

File Updated: 2016-11-27

Sep

2009

Ransack the house!

From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

The time is up! Ransack the house!

Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus)

#Destruction

Sep

2009

Freeing slaves

From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

People do not go around freeing slaves every day. –Be the first; start a fashion.

Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus)

#Politics

#Slavery

Born Today

Ashley Bank • 27 Mar 1981

Mariah Carey • 27 Mar 1970

Art Evans • 27 Mar 1942

Nathan Fillion • 27 Mar 1971

Julian Glover • 27 Mar 1935

Jeff Griggs • 27 Mar 1963

Austin Pendleton • 27 Mar 1940

Gloria Swanson • 27 Mar 1899

Mary Treen • 27 Mar 1907

Michael York • 27 Mar 1942

Died Today

Milton Berle • 27 Mar 2002

Diana Hyland • 27 Mar 1977

Dudley Moore • 27 Mar 2002

Aldo Ray • 27 Mar 1991

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

29 Jan 2023 • Annie Wersching

03 Mar 2023 • Tom Sizemore

17 Mar 2023 • Lance Reddick

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 8

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 6

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 5

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 88,353

Family Guy / Total views: 44,058

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 38,544

Sound Effects / Total views: 35,215

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 34,260

Up / Total views: 33,804

Looney Tunes / Total views: 32,371

Babylon 5 / Total views: 28,334

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 27,459

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,969

South Park / Total views: 25,981

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,865

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 21,501

The Jetsons / Total views: 21,478

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 20,101

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 19,090

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 17,509

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 17,034

Daria / Total views: 16,680

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,641

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