Archives: 2009-08

Aug

2009

100% less civil unrest

From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

If we'd been here last week you would have had a functioning government and... 100% less civil unrest.

Anthony Bourdain

#Politics

#Civil Disobedience

#Government

Aug

2009

Cakey white powder

From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

...And there's cakey white powder coming at you from every direction. After 10 minutes of this you end up looking like a septuagenarian tranny or Bill O'Reilly.

Anthony Bourdain

#Gay

#Drugs

#Television

Aug

2009

Special skillset

From: Fringe

I think to repair that one requires a special skillset.

Lance Reddick (Agent Phillip Broyles)

#Computer

#Education

#Skills

Aug

2009

What can't he do?

From: Fringe

What can he do with it? –Unfortunately, the question is... what can't he do?

Anna Torv (Agent Olivia Dunham) | Blair Brown (Nina Sharp)

#Philosophy

Aug

2009

This is not happening

From: Daria

This is not happening.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Denials

Aug

2009

War And Peace

From: Daria

(bell rings) Now why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make War And Peace so darned... unpleasant? Daria? –So no one would pester him to do a sequel?

Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Aug

2009

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

From: Family Guy

Episode: Stew-Roids (2009) (Season 7, Episode 13)

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

Aug

2009

Stranger holding a dirty needle

From: Family Guy

Episode: Stew-Roids (2009) (Season 7, Episode 13)

Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

Aug

2009

Will that be all then?

From: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

I did not invite you in here to make fun of me. –Will that be all then?

Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso) | Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)

#School

#Sarcasm

Aug

2009

Synchronize Swatches (v3)

From: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches for Operation It's A Wonderful Kube.

Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)

#Swatches

#Parody

#Work

Born Today

Ashley Bank • 27 Mar 1981

Mariah Carey • 27 Mar 1970

Art Evans • 27 Mar 1942

Nathan Fillion • 27 Mar 1971

Julian Glover • 27 Mar 1935

Jeff Griggs • 27 Mar 1963

Austin Pendleton • 27 Mar 1940

Gloria Swanson • 27 Mar 1899

Mary Treen • 27 Mar 1907

Michael York • 27 Mar 1942

Died Today

Milton Berle • 27 Mar 2002

Diana Hyland • 27 Mar 1977

Dudley Moore • 27 Mar 2002

Aldo Ray • 27 Mar 1991

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

29 Jan 2023 • Annie Wersching

03 Mar 2023 • Tom Sizemore

17 Mar 2023 • Lance Reddick

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 8

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 6

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 5

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 88,353

Family Guy / Total views: 44,058

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 38,544

Sound Effects / Total views: 35,215

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 34,260

Up / Total views: 33,804

Looney Tunes / Total views: 32,371

Babylon 5 / Total views: 28,334

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 27,459

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,969

South Park / Total views: 25,981

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,865

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 21,501

The Jetsons / Total views: 21,478

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 20,101

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 19,090

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 17,509

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 17,034

Daria / Total views: 16,680

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,641

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