Archives: 2008-08

(fart) –(sniffing) Ooh! Oh. Oh, damn! Let the window down! –Oh, it's just a little flatulence. –Oh! A little flatulence? An elephant could take a shit in the backseat and it wouldn't smell that bad! –Can we just let it go?

Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) | Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler)

#Fart

#Poop

#Smells

#Odors

Aug

2008

I've made my point

From: Reaper

I trust I've made my point.

Ray Wise (The Devil)

#Work

#School

#Family

Aug

2008

We party hard in the Underworld

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Hey, Gladys. You look… rough. Good vacation? –We party hard in the Underworld. –Oh, woman, please. We need to party together.

Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Christine Willes (Gladys - DMV Demon) | Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)

File Updated: 2018-09-15

#Alcohol

#Party

#Vacations

Aug

2008

Simple organism

From: Farscape

You are quite a simple organism to possess the knowledge you do. –You're only saying that 'cause you don't know me.

John Bach (Einstein) | Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Sarcasm

#Knowledge

#Science

Aug

2008

Nice suit

From: Farscape

That's a nice suit. Do you have to buy that or does it come standard-issue?

Ben Browder (John Crichton)

#Clothes

#Fashion

#Sarcasm

Aug

2008

Hot coffee

From: Short Circuit

Hot coffee.

computer generated (Robot)

#Computer

#Coffee

#Robots

Aug

2008

Nun soup

From: Short Circuit

What if you don't catch it? What if it goes out and melts down a busload of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one? –Nun soup?

Austin Pendleton (Howard Marner) | Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 6

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 4

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 4

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Sound Effects / Total views: 35,215

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