Archives: 2006-05

May

2006

Eat. My. Shorts.

From: Not Another Teen Movie

Eat. My. Shorts. –Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.

Cody McMains (Mitch Briggs) | Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)

#Insult

#Warnings

#Threats

May

2006

What in god's name is going on in here? What was that ruckus? –I no hear ruckus. –I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. –Can you describe this ruckus, sir? –Oh, you better watch your tongue, young man. You better watch it!

Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon) | Samm Levine (Bruce) | Sam Huntington (Ox)

May

2006

Shut your hole

From: Not Another Teen Movie

Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. The next time I come in here, I'm cracking skulls.

Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)

May

2006

Just say the word

From: Not Another Teen Movie

You just say the word, I'll keep going. –Go! –Eeny meenie miny... –Mo! –Your mother was a... –'Ho! –He was a famous clown. –Bobo!

Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon) | Cody McMains (Mitch Briggs)

#Clowns

#Gay

#Sex

May

2006

I'm mad at the dirt

From: Mommie Dearest

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.

Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)

#Anger

#Hygiene

May

2006

Makes you look drunk

From: Mommie Dearest

How many drinks is that? When you were a kid, that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk.

Steve Forrest (Greg Savitt)

#Alcohol

#Sex

#Concern

May

2006

Identification please

From: The Incredibles

Identification please.

uncredited (Bird in tree)

#Security

#Computer

May

2006

When everyone's super

From: The Incredibles

And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super... (laughs) no one will be.

Jason Lee (Buddy Pine / Syndrome)

#Supervillains

#Science

#Philosophy

May

2006

Going to need another Timmy! (v2)

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: The Golden Child (1991) (Season 2, Episode 1)

We're going to need another Timmy! –Yay!

Allan Trautman (Mr. Lizard) | Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)

File Updated: 2019-09-27

#Television

#Death

#Accidents

May

2006

Gotta love me!

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: The Golden Child (1991) (Season 2, Episode 1)

I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)

File Updated: 2019-09-27

#Love

#Children

#Catchphrase

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