Dec 06 2005 Smell those Christmas trees From: Ernest Saves Christmas Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can. Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) File Updated: 2016-11-20 #Christmas#Food#Gifts#Smells#Odors#Love
Dec 05 2005 Hi, this is Michael Bolton From: Christmas IDs Hi, this is Michael Bolton wishing you Happy Holidays. Michael Bolton #Christmas#Greetings#Radio#Thanksgiving#Chanukah#Kwanzaa#New Year's#Solstice
Dec 05 2005 Cleaning up pine needles From: Mama's Family Grandma, you've got to admit it... There's nothing like the tree to get you into that Christmas spirit. –Yeah, sure, nothing gives me more comfort and joy than cleaning up pine needles for two weeks. Allan Kayser (Bubba Higgins) | Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper) #Christmas#Cleaning
Dec 05 2005 Believe in what you want From: Bewitched Sweetheart, everyone is entitled to believe in what they want. Now if-if they don't want to believe, that's all right, too. Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens) #Christmas#Beliefs
Dec 02 2005 My own personal holiday From: Ernest Saves Christmas You know, I don't tell many people this, but Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday. Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) File Updated: 2016-11-20 #Christmas#Ownership
Dec 02 2005 At one with the Yuletide From: Ernest Saves Christmas I am at one with the Yuletide, know what I mean? Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) File Updated: 2016-11-20 #Christmas
Dec 02 2005 Bolt cutters From: Ernest Saves Christmas (grunting) I know what we need, Vern... bolt cutters! Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) #Christmas#Hardware
Dec 01 2005 Pretty tall order From: All I Want For Christmas Oh, well, that's a, uh, pretty tall order. You know, I usually specialize in stuff you can wrap. Leslie Nielsen (Santa Claus) #Christmas#Gifts
Dec 01 2005 Oh, crap, I forgot Chanukah! From: The Daily Show Episode: Isabella Rossellini (2004) (Season 9, Episode 68) Oh, crap, I forgot Chanukah! Ooh! Chanukah's on the 7th. How could I forget the holiday that starts on a different day every year and commemorates a lamp not going out? Samantha Bee File Updated: 2021-11-21 #Chanukah#Religion#Sarcasm
Dec 01 2005 The true meaning of Separation of Church and State From: The Daily Show Episode: Isabella Rossellini (2004) (Season 9, Episode 68) But really let's face it, all other days bow down to the 25th: Christmas. It's the only religious holiday that's also a Federal holiday. That way Christians can go to their services and everyone else can stay home and reflect on the true meaning of Separation of Church and State. Samantha Bee File Updated: 2021-11-21 #Christmas#Government#Religion#Hypocrisy#Work