Archives: 2005-10

Oct

2005

A slice of fried gold

From: Shaun Of The Dead

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Simon Pegg (Shaun)

#Exclamations

Oct

2005

As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. –Was that on a beer mat? –Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold. –I won't say anything. –Thanks.

Simon Pegg (Shaun) | Kate Ashfield (Liz)

#Quotes

#Alcohol

#Philosophy

Oct

2005

Sort your fucking life out

From: Shaun Of The Dead

Sort your fucking life out, mate!

Peter Serafinowicz (Pete)

#Frustration

#Life

Oct

2005

Have you been bitten?

From: Shaun Of The Dead

Mum, have you been bitten? –No, but Philip has. –Oh, OK. –Has she been bitten? –No, Philip has. –Oh, OK.

Simon Pegg (Shaun) | Penelope Wilton (Barbara) | Nick Frost (Ed)

#Halloween

#Zombies

#Family

Oct

2005

Grave of a dead toad

From: Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter

If a vampire should bestrode, close to the grave of a dead toad... Then the vampire life shall give, and suddenly the toad shall live.

Julian Holloway (Captain Kronos (voice))

Oct

2005

Burn, baby, burn

From: Die, Mommie, Die!

To quote the kids in the ghetto: 'Burn, baby, burn!'

Charles Busch (Angela Arden)

Oct

2005

A lot of work to do

From: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

I-I got a lot of work to do. –When has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work?

John Cho (Harold Lee) | Kal Penn (Kumar Patel)

#Work

#Drugs

Oct

2005

Use the presets

From: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Yeah, we need some tunage for this. –Presets! Presets! Use the presets! –Come on, dude, your whole life is preset. Try something new.

Kal Penn (Harold Lee) | John Cho (Kumar Patel)

Oct

2005

How did he die?

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Now look, darling, how did he die? –Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it. –Well, how did the poison get in the wine? –Well, we put it in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.

Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster) | Josephine Hull (Aunt Abby Brewster) | Jean Adair (Aunt Martha Brewster)

File Updated: 2022-11-02

Oct

2005

I forgot you existed

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Oh. For a moment I forgot you existed.

Tim Curry (George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken)

#Burn

#Existentialism

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