Archives: 2005-09

Sep

2005

Even hungrier than I am

From: The Goonies

Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier than I am.

Jeff Cohen (Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen)

File Updated: 2020-07-27

#Food

#Hunger

#Self-Deprication

Sep

2005

See? You guys, you never listen to me! I said that there was going to be trouble, but you didn't listen to me! You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive! There's a Funny Farm and it has your names written all over it!

Jeff Cohen (Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen)

File Updated: 2020-07-27

Sep

2005

That wasn't supposed to happen

From: Stargate SG-1

(machine starts and sputters to a stop) –That wasn't supposed to happen.

uncredited

Sep

2005

Focus on finding a solution

From: Stargate SG-1

Look, I-I need you to get past feeling guilty and focus on finding a solution.

Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter)

#Frustration

#Encouragement

#Guilt

Sep

2005

Ask you a question

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Hurry (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

May I ask you a question? –That is a question. Would you like to ask me another one?

Robert Clarke (Ed Barphin) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

File Updated: 2022-04-26

#Sarcasm

#Questions

#Smartass

Sep

2005

Can't show crack at the office

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Hurry (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

File Updated: 2022-04-26

Sep

2005

Take my underwear off with tweezers

From: Will & Grace

If this seat goes any further up my ass, I'm going to have to take my underwear off with tweezers.

Debra Messing (Grace Adler)

Sep

2005

I have a sugar daddy

From: Will & Grace

Oh, my god, I have a sugar daddy!

Eric McCormack (Will Truman)

Sep

2005

Gain weight this weekend

From: Paula's Home Cooking

We're gonna gain weight this weekend. I can just feel it.

Paula Deen

#Food

#Fat

#Weekend

Sep

2005

House guests and fish

From: Paula's Home Cooking

You know, I've always heard that house guests and fish have a lot in common. After about three days they both start to stinkin'.

Paula Deen

#Food

#Smells

#Guests

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Archives: 2005-09

Even hungrier than I am

You never listen to me

That wasn't supposed to happen

Focus on finding a solution

Ask you a question

Can't show crack at the office

Take my underwear off with tweezers

I have a sugar daddy

Gain weight this weekend

House guests and fish

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