Archives: 2005-07

Jul

2005

Was it worth 30 years?

From: The Longest Yard

Hey, Pop. –Yeah? –That time you hit Hazen in the the mouth, was it worth it? Was it worth 30 years? –Yeah. For me, it was.

Burt Reynolds (Paul Crewe) | John Steadman (Pop)

#Prison

#Violence

#Time

#Satisfaction

#Jail

Jul

2005

Damnit, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake. –Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. Why is it, do you suppose, that I can walk through this yard, surrounded by hate, and in total command? –Because you've got 15 gun turrets all around you that say you can.

Ed Lauter (Captain Knauer) | Eddie Albert (Warden Hazen)

Jul

2005

Give me some sign

From: Love And Death

Oh, if only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once. Anything. One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough. –Of course there's a God! We're made in His image! –You think I was made in God's image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses? –Not with those frames.

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)

File Updated: 2021-05-25

Jul

2005

The Village Idiot

From: Love And Death

Sonja, you been drinking from the glass we use for the Village Idiot?

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

File Updated: 2021-05-25

Jul

2005

Don't contradict me

From: That '70s Show

I'm pretty, don't contradict me.

Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

#Ego

Jul

2005

A better one than everyone else

From: Commercials

Fred, all I know about computers is I want a better one than everyone else. (from CDW)

uncredited

#Commercials

#Computer

#Work

Jul

2005

I hate a liar

From: The Cowboys

I don't hold jail against you, but I hate a liar.

John Wayne (Wil Andersen)

File Updated: 2021-05-11

Jul

2005

Burning daylight (v3)

From: The Cowboys

Well, come on. We're burning daylight.

Robert Carradine (Slim Honeycutt)

File Updated: 2021-05-18

Jul

2005

I can hardly contain myself!

From: The Ren & Stimpy Show

Episode: Rubber Nipple Salesmen (1992) (Season 2, Episode 3b)

I can hardly contain myself!

Billy West (Stimpson J. 'Stimpy' Cat)

File Updated: 2021-11-09

#Excitement

#Anticipation

#Joy

Jul

2005

Rubber nipples

From: The Ren & Stimpy Show

Episode: Rubber Nipple Salesmen (1992) (Season 2, Episode 3b)

Just where do you think you're going? –Uh, I was gonna sell some rubber nipples.

Billy West (Ren Höek) | Billy West (Stimpson J. 'Stimpy' Cat)

File Updated: 2021-11-09

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