Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee.
Oh, hello, Daffyd. And what can I do you for today? –I'll have a quarter of bon-bons and a copy of Gay Times, please. It's my only outlet. –Is it not on the rack, luv? –I couldn't see it. –Oh, it must've gone then. –I'm sorry? –We only get the one in for you, so I imagine somebody must've bought it. –I don't think so. I think you'll find I am the only gay in this village. –Oh, I remember. Somebody definitely came and bought it yesterday. It's got Hazel Dean in it and a very informative article on rimming.