Archives: 2005-04

Apr

2005

Are you really with the IRS?

From: The Omega Man

Tell me something, would you? Are you fellas really with the Internal Revenue Service?

Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)

File Updated: 2020-12-16

#Taxes

#Cynical

#Finance

Apr

2005

A delicious bass

From: Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass.

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)

File Updated: 2021-06-30

#Food

#Fish

#Gifts

Apr

2005

Everybody thinks I'm a freaking idiot

From: Napoleon Dynamite

Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaking idiot 'cause of you!

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)

File Updated: 2021-06-30

Apr

2005

Because we need the money

From: The Screen Savers

Sometimes we do things because we need the money.

Martin Sargent

#Computer

#Finance

Apr

2005

The face of things to come

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Kobol's Last Gleaming: Part 2 (2005) (Season 1, Episode 13)

Life has a melody, Gaius. A rhythm of notes that become your existence once played in harmony with God's plan. It's time to do your part and realize your destiny. –Which is what, exactly? –You are the Guardian and Protector of the New Generation of God's Children. The first member of our family will be with us soon, Gaius. It's time to make your choice. –But I don't understand what you're talking about. Really, I don't understand. –Come. See the face of the shape of things to come.

Tricia Helfer (Number Six) | James Callis (Dr. Gaius Baltar)

File Updated: 2017-12-14

Apr

2005

Shove it up your ass

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Kobol's Last Gleaming: Part 2 (2005) (Season 1, Episode 13)

You're only alive because I've kept you alive. If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead by now. So whether you like it or not, I'm your only hope of getting off this planet. So if I were you, I would take that tough-guy attitude of your and shove it up your ass.

Grace Park (Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii)

File Updated: 2017-12-14

Apr

2005

Going to start exercising

From: Fat Actress

(telephone rings) Hello? –Hey, Kirst, it's Quinn. How's the fat coming off? –Uh, it's not going well at all. I can't stop eating. So I've decided I'm going to start exercising. –Ha ha, no, really.

Kirstie Alley | Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott)

Apr

2005

I'm Blossom!

From: Fat Actress

Why did mommy do that? I'm a neuroscientist. I'm kosher. I don't sleep with strange men. I'm Blossom!

Mayim Bialik

Apr

2005

Proceed with Phase Two

From: The Venture Bros.

Proceed with Phase Two, Dr. Girlfriend: ensnarement.

Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)

#Supervillains

Apr

2005

Are you on the rag?

From: The Venture Bros.

But, Pop! –What, are you on the rag? –(sigh) It's impossible for me to be on the rag. I'm--I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you! What Men's Room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

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