Archives: 2004-07

To be absolutely honest, with your rather limited experience and education, you're better off sticking to redundant duties. How do you feel about filing?

Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

Scan for adult lifeforms

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Goddard, scan for adult lifeforms.

Debi Derryberry (James 'Jimmy' Isaac Neutron)

File Updated: 2016-10-09

#Robots

#Computer

#Life

Jul

2004

One of those macho things

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

What are you doing? Is this one of those macho things?

Carolyn Lawrence (Cindy Vortex)

File Updated: 2016-10-09

Jul

2004

Ground-pounders

From: Babylon 5

Episode: GROPOS (1995) (Season 2, Episode 10)

All right, you ground-pounders, if it's fighting you want then you're about to get your share.

Paul Winfield (Gen. Richard Franklin)

File Updated: 2015-12-24

Jul

2004

Computer, any messages for me?

From: Babylon 5

Episode: War Without End: Part One (1996) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Computer, any messages for me? –Confirmed.

Jerry Doyle (Michael Garibaldi) | Haley McLane (Babylon 5 Computer)

File Updated: 2016-01-17

#Computer

#E-mail

#Telephone

Jul

2004

Cut the crapola

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Cut the crapola, sister. It won't wash here.

Gina Belafonte (Wanda)

#Confrontation

Jul

2004

Me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Excuse me, why do you have a picture of me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman rolling around on a rubber bed on your chest?

Andrea Martin (Val de Ree)

Jul

2004

Picture of a drag queen

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Any particular reason you got a picture of a drag queen on a shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest? –All right, never mind that!

Michael McKean (Bob Hiney) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

#Gay

#Mental Health

#Sex

Jul

2004

Rorschach test

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Well now look what you made me do! I gotta go in there with a picture of me and Vanna White frolicking naked with a tribe of pygmies on my chest! –Hmm. Looks like synchronized swimmers crocheting mittens in a pool filled with truffles to me. –You're sick.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Mental Health

#Clothes

#Food

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Died Today

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
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You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 6

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 4

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 4

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Sound Effects / Total views: 35,215

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The Jetsons / Total views: 21,478

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