Archives: 2003-08

Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-06

Aug

2003

Michael Knight

From: Knight Rider

Michael Knight is a living, breathing insult to my existence.

David Hasselhoff (Garth Knight)

#Insult

#Ego

Aug

2003

My Financial Aid check

From: Undergrads

Where the hell's my Financial Aid check?

Pete Williams (Parker 'Nitz' Walsh)

#School

#Finance

Aug

2003

One nutty hospital

From: Tootsie

That is one nutty hospital.

Bill Murray (Jeff Slater)

File Updated: 2020-05-05

#Work

#Medical

#Hospital

Aug

2003

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass-- Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

Aug

2003

White shoes after Labor Day

From: Animaniacs

Welp, we've decided. In outer space it's OK to wear white shoes after Labor Day.

Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner)

#Fashion

#Shoes

#Clothes

Aug

2003

Three-ring circus

From: Road To Singapore

You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun!

Charles Coburn (Joshua Mallon IV)

#Work

#Circus

#Philosophy

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