Archives: 2003-05

May

2003

Getting you down

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

I'm not getting you down at all, am I?

Stephen Moore (Marvin The Paranoid Android)

#Computer

#Robots

#Depression

May

2003

The last dolphin message

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner. In fact, the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

Peter Jones (The Book)

May

2003

I see everything

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

I see everything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

File Updated: 2015-06-02

May

2003

I'm a Terminator

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Jesus, you were going to kill that guy! –Of course. I'm a Terminator.

Edward Furlong (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

File Updated: 2015-06-02

May

2003

Why we observe Father's Day

From: Bob Hope

This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.'

Bob Hope

#Father's Day

#Food

#Sarcasm

May

2003

Death is irrelevant

From: Star Trek: The Next Generation

Episode: The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1 (1990) (Season 3, Episode 26)

Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice.

uncredited (The Borg)

File Updated: 2017-11-13

May

2003

Natural laws of our universe

From: Star Trek: The Animated Series

Episode: The Magicks of Megas-Tu (1973) (Season 1, Episode 8)

Apparently, the natural laws of our universe don't operate here, Captain.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2019-11-22

#Science

#Warnings

May

2003

Do you use narcotics?

From: Dragnet

Do you use narcotics?

Barney Phillips (Ed Jacobs)

#Drugs

#Police

May

2003

It's no mistake, marijuana

From: Dragnet

No, sir, it's no mistake. Marijuana.

Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)

#Drugs

#Police

May

2003

I'm molting

From: Aladdin

Just forget it! Look at this! Look at this! I'm so ticked-off that I'm molting!

Gilbert Gottfried (Iago)

File Updated: 2021-08-02

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22 Apr 2023 • Barry Humphries

21 May 2023 • Ray Stevenson

24 May 2023 • Tina Turner

16 Jun 2023 • Angela Thorne

30 Jul 2023 • Paul Reubens

03 Aug 2023 • Mark Margolis

08 Aug 2023 • Johnny Hardwick

25 Sep 2023 • David McCallum

28 Sep 2023 • Michael Gambon

14 Oct 2023 • Piper Laurie

24 Oct 2023 • Richard Roundtree

28 Oct 2023 • Matthew Perry

17 Nov 2023 • Suzanne Shepherd

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