Archives: 2002-03

Mar

2002

I'm ready for my close-up

From: Sunset Boulevard

You see, this is my life, it always will be. There's nothing else... just us and the cameras and those wonderful people out there in the dark. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)

#Movies

#Acting

#Ego

#Photography

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Mar

2002

Meal ticket

From: The Women

Say, listen, I've worked too hard to land this meal ticket to make any false moves now.

Joan Crawford (Crystal Allen)

File Updated: 2022-10-24

Mar

2002

Need looking into

From: The Milton Berle Show

And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I look into your faces, and believe me, some of your faces need looking into...

Milton Berle

#Insult

#Burn

Mar

2002

Now, Ruth, when a man matures he wants the kind of success that brings respect. I mean, when you meet people today and you talk about Berle, what's the best thing they can say about him? 'He's funny, he's funny, he's funny.' Well, I'm out to prove that Berle is not funny... That's not a nice thing to say. –I didn't say anything. –That's what hurts. You love me too much to say it.

Milton Berle | Ruth Berle

Mar

2002

My place or yours?

From: Foul Play

Take me home. –What? –Take me home, please! –Uh, sure. Um... my place or--or yours? –Which is closer?

Goldie Hawn (Gloria Mundy) | Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)

#Sex

#Travel

Mar

2002

Do you have any binoculars?

From: Foul Play

Do you have any binoculars? –What's that? Binoculars! Are you into that, too? Me, as well! I read about it in Penthouse! Just a second!

Goldie Hawn (Gloria Mundy) | Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)

#Sex

#Toys

#Porn

Mar

2002

My own little beaver trap

From: Foul Play

Here it is, my own little beaver trap.

Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)

#Sex

#Puns

Mar

2002

Another fine day

From: The Cowboys

Well, it looks like it's going to be another fine day.

John Wayne (Wil Andersen)

File Updated: 2021-05-11

#Mornings

#Happiness

Mar

2002

A nice place like this

From: Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine

What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Frankie Avalon (Craig Gamble)

#Sex

#Cliches

Mar

2002

Destiny of the whole world

From: Frankenstein Jr.

Episode: UFO: Unidentified Fiendish Object (1966) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Frankenstein Jr., from now on the destiny of the whole world is in your hands!

Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)

File Updated: 2021-03-29

#Destiny

#Superheroes

Born Today

Ashley Bank • 27 Mar 1981

Mariah Carey • 27 Mar 1970

Art Evans • 27 Mar 1942

Nathan Fillion • 27 Mar 1971

Julian Glover • 27 Mar 1935

Jeff Griggs • 27 Mar 1963

Austin Pendleton • 27 Mar 1940

Gloria Swanson • 27 Mar 1899

Mary Treen • 27 Mar 1907

Michael York • 27 Mar 1942

Died Today

Milton Berle • 27 Mar 2002

Diana Hyland • 27 Mar 1977

Dudley Moore • 27 Mar 2002

Aldo Ray • 27 Mar 1991

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

29 Jan 2023 • Annie Wersching

03 Mar 2023 • Tom Sizemore

17 Mar 2023 • Lance Reddick

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
Views today: 7

Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 6

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 5

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 5

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

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