Archives: 2000-03

Mar

2000

This crappy job

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

You know, there's something about doing this crappy job day-in and day-out that makes me want to kill myself... and you.

Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)

#Work

#Murder

Mar

2000

The plants are gonna die

From: Stripes

You can't go! All the plants are gonna die.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

File Updated: 2019-03-31

Mar

2000

Blow the bloody doors off

From: The Italian Job

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)

#Frustration

#Cars

#Explosions

Mar

2000

Change jobs with this button-head

From: A Snitch In Time

Hey, weasel-brain, change jobs with this button-head.

Moe Howard

File Updated: 2020-05-26

Mar

2000

Death loses its sting

From: The Blackadder

A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting.

Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)

#Death

#Sarcasm

Mar

2000

A hog on ice

From: True Grit

You look like a hog on ice.

John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)

File Updated: 2016-02-02

#Insult

#Burn

Mar

2000

Sounds fabulous!

From: The Ritz

Oh, that sounds fabulous!

F. Murray Abraham (Chris)

File Updated: 2016-09-05

#Gay

#Exclamations

#Excitement

Mar

2000

Lustre Creme shampoo

From: Commercials

That's why four out of five top Hollywood movie stars use Lustre Crème shampoo. (from Lustre Crème)

uncredited

#Commercials

#Shampoo

#Movies

Mar

2000

Suburban psycho

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Don't blame me, you rug-wearing suburban psycho!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

#Insult

#Toupees

#Mental Health

Mar

2000

Cosmic importance

From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this.

Reta Shaw (Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell)

File Updated: 2016-08-01

#Religion

#Paranormal

Born Today

Johnny Carson • 23 Oct 1925

Ewan Hooper • 23 Oct 1935

Una O'Connor • 23 Oct 1880

Ryan Reynolds • 23 Oct 1976

Weird Al Yankovic • 23 Oct 1959

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

03 Apr 2021 • John Paragon

01 May 2021 • Olympia Dukakis

18 May 2021 • Charles Grodin

29 May 2021 • Gavin MacLeod

13 Jun 2021 • Ned Beatty

24 Jul 2021 • Jackie Mason

29 Aug 2021 • Edward Asner

21 Sep 2021 • Willie Garson

28 Sep 2021 • Tommy Kirk

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Psychokinetic powers, from: Archer
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I hate squirrels!, from: Up
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My phone number, from: Trancers
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Don't like the Cone Of Shame., from: Up
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Sweetheart, from: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
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Morning, dickhead, from: Grumpy Old Men
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