Archives: 1999-05

May

1999

No substitute for brains

From: Harvey, Paul

Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains.

Paul Harvey

#Sex

#Genitals

#Brains

#Intelligence

#Substitution

May

1999

Klaatu, barada, nikto

From: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Klaatu, barada, nikto.

Michael Rennie (Klaatu)

#Aliens

#Language

May

1999

Lean and mean

From: Caddyshack

You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-07

#Sex

#Encouragement

May

1999

Zardoz has spoken

From: Zardoz

Zardoz has spoken.

Niall Buggy (Zardoz)

File Updated: 2015-05-03

#Computer

#Religion

#Government

May

1999

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

File Updated: 2016-04-08

May

1999

The deflector shield

From: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Ian McDiarmid (The Emperor)

May

1999

The most peculiar dialect

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)

File Updated: 2016-05-19

May

1999

The Force is strong

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

The Force is strong in this one.

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

File Updated: 2016-04-23

#Religion

#Force

May

1999

Fly casual

From: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

I don't know. Fly casual.

Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

File Updated: 2017-05-01

#Work

#Flying

May

1999

A Jedi craves not these things

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

File Updated: 2016-05-21

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stand up, boy, from: A Fractured Leghorn
Views today: 14

Worst thing that happens today, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 10

A regular dumbshit ole redneck, from: Freaked
Views today: 7

The spring fever, from: Letterkenny
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Another holiday coming up, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 7

You're in so much trouble, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 6

The type to want kids, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 6

My Mystery Date!, from: Commercials
Views today: 6

Six-figure student loans, from: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
Views today: 6

Funnest costumes, from: Moral Orel
Views today: 6

Jumping butterballs! (v2), from: Room Service
Views today: 5

You're way too into cartoons, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 5

What's the good word?, from: Wackiki Wabbit
Views today: 5

Daffy's laugh, from: Duck Soup to Nuts
Views today: 5

No room for bigotry, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 5

You have mental problems, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 4

Any mail for me?, from: Duck Soup
Views today: 4

All I got left is my bones, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 4

Let's see you do something tough, from: Murder, My Sweet
Views today: 4

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Archer / Total views: 88,353

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