Archives: 1999-01

Jan

1999

Slacker

From: Back To The Future, Part I

You've got a real attitude problem, McFly, you're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too.

James Tolkan (Mr. Strickland)

File Updated: 2015-10-25

#School

#Attitude

#Slacker

#Condescension

Jan

1999

First rule of brainstorming

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others.

Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

File Updated: 2016-06-25

#Work

#School

#Sarcasm

Jan

1999

937 messages

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

(phone beeps) You have 937 messages... all of which are marked 'urgent.'

Tress MacNeille (Voicemail System)

File Updated: 2016-06-25

Jan

1999

Son-of-a-gun

From: Looney Tunes

Oh, son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- uh, gun. Heh, heh, heh. You thought I was going to, uh, say son-of-a-bitch, didn't you? Heh, heh.

Mel Blanc (Porky Pig)

File Updated: 2015-06-13

#Frustration

#Language

#Self-Deprication

Jan

1999

Must learn control

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Control, control. You must learn control.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

File Updated: 2016-05-29

#Self-Control

#Education

#Advice

Jan

1999

Vastly superior to humans

From: Colossus: The Forbin Project

I am a machine vastly superior to humans.

Paul Frees (Colossus)

File Updated: 2020-04-04

Jan

1999

Oh, don't panic!

From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

Oh, don't panic! Don't panic!

Don Knotts (Luther Heggs)

File Updated: 2016-07-31

#Panic

Jan

1999

And to hell with you!

From: Dead Ringer

And to hell with you!

Bette Davis (Edith Phillips)

#Insult

#Family

Jan

1999

I can't take it anymore!

From: Aladdin

I can't take it anymore!

Gilbert Gottfried (Iago)

File Updated: 2021-08-02

#Frustration

#Exclamations

Jan

1999

Got any loose food?

From: Our Gang/The Pooch

Ya ain't got any loose food layin' around that ya ain't usin', has ya, Mrs. Lady?

Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (Stymie)

File Updated: 2015-12-15

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