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Sep

25

2021

Bad medicine

From: Reservation Dogs

Episode: Uncle Brownie (2021) (Season 1, Episode 3)

I don't want nothing to do-- That's crazy! You don't be taking people's hair! You know that bad luck medicine can turn back on you tenfold. Don't mess with bad medicine. Oh, now I gotta smoke another joint.

Gary Farmer (Uncle Brownie)

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Sep

24

2021

The worst idea

From: Pokémon: Detective Pikachu

I may have amnesia, but I'm pretty sure this is the worst idea anyone's ever had.

Ryan Reynolds (Detective Pikachu)

Sep

23

2021

The guy's screwy

A Wild Hare

From: A Wild Hare

Can you imagine anybody acting like that? You know, I think the poor guy's screwy.

Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)

Sep

22

2021

You don't need any help

Clue

From: Clue

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? –You don't need any help from me, sir. –That's right!

Martin Mull (Colonel Mustard) | Tim Curry (Wadsworth)

Sep

21

2021

The human mouth

From: Finding Nemo

(man spits) Yeccch! The human mouth is a disgusting place.

Austin Pendleton (Gurgle)

Sep

20

2021

I am so freaked (v2)

Astro Boy

From: Astro Boy

(nervous laughter) I am so freaked right now!

Eugene Levy (Orrin)

Sep

19

2021

Harsh mistress

From: The Tick

Episode: The Tick vs. The Idea Men (1994) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Townsend Coleman (The Tick)

Sep

18

2021

White man's bullets

From: Reservation Dogs

Episode: NDN Clinic (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

White man's bullets. –What? –I said "white man's bullets." Sugar. They invented it to help kill us. Knew we had sweet-tooth. Shit, we're still fighting chemical warfare, bro. You're helping fund their efforts. –(soda can opens) What are you in line for then? –Energy drink. It's natural. It's made out of energy. It's organtic.

Zahn McClarnon (Big) | D'Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai (Bear Smallhill)

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Sep

17

2021

Not getting warranty

From: We Bare Bears

Episode: Subway (2017) (Season 2, Episode 23)

Ice Bear regrets not getting warranty.

Demetri Martin (Ice Bear)

Sep

16

2021

Hell is coming

The Outlaw Josey Wales

From: The Outlaw Josey Wales

Keep ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

Chief Dan George (Lone Watie)

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