#Witches

Oct

2017

Broom touches down at 11

From: Frasier

Episode: A Lilith Thanksgiving (1996) (Season 4, Episode 7)

Oh, by the way, what time tomorrow are Frederick and Lilith flying in? –Her broom touches down at 11.

David Hyde Pierce (Dr. Niles Crane) | John Mahoney (Martin Crane)

#Halloween

#Brooms

#Witches

#Insult

Oct

2017

What can you believe in?

From: The Addams Family (TV)

Episode: Halloween - Addams Style (1965) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Well, I guess I'd better go up to bed. If you can't believe in witches, what can you believe in?

Lisa Loring (Wednesday Friday Addams)

Oct

2016

Let the joyous news be spread

From: The Wizard Of Oz

Let the joyous news be spread: the Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

Billie Burke (Glinda, Good Witch of the East)

Mar

2016

Are you witches?

From: Pee-Wee's Big Holiday

Why are the cops after us?! Are you guys witches?

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Concern

#Police

#Witches

Oct

2014

Looks like a witch

From: Leave It To Beaver

Episode: The Haunted House (1959) (Season 2, Episode 23)

Well, I'm sorry, dear. I guess there just isn't any diplomatic way to tell a woman she looks like a witch.

Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)

#Halloween

#Witches

#Diplomacy

Oct

2013

Touch the wand

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Don't let her touch the wand, Captain.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2017-10-08

Oct

2013

Elaborate trick-or-treat

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Three witches, what appears to be a castle, and a black cat. –If we weren't missing two officers, and a third one dead, I'd say someone was playing an elaborate trick-or-treat on us. –Trick-or-treat, Captain? –Yes, Mr. Spock. You'd be a natural. I'll explain it to you one day.

DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy) | William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2017-10-08

Jul

2009

You are hereby expelled

From: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix

Dear Mr. Potter, The Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of of the decree for the reasonable restriction of underage sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Jessica Hynes (Mafalda Hopkirk)

Feb

2008

Nasty little soirée

From: Weird Science

I've whipped up this nasty little soirée over at his friend Wyatt's house. –Soir-what? –Soirée, honey. I think that means, um, 'party.' –Party. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... you know, your basic high school orgy-type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything like that. No, no, no. No, just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.

Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) | Britt Leach (Al Wallace) | Barbara Lang (Lucy Wallace)

Oct

2007

Striking resemblance to Betty White

From: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

She has a striking resemblance to Betty White, but then so many witches do.

Paul Lynde

Oct

2007

Witch has flipped

From: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

Ding-dong, the witch has flipped.

Paul Lynde

Oct

2007

Full of witches and spooks

From: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. –Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares.

Paul Lynde | Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West)

Oct

2006

I'm a witch

From: Bell Book And Candle

I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think… 'What would you say if I told you I was a witch?'

Elsa Lanchester (Aunt Queenie Holroyd)

Oct

2006

Never learned to spell

From: Bell Book And Candle

That girl you know, Gillian Holroyd, she's one. –A witch? –Yes! –Shep, you've just never learned to spell.

Jimmy Stewart (Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson) | Janice Rule (Merle Kittridge)

#Halloween

#Witches

#Bitchy

Dec

2004

Don't believe he exists

From: Bewitched

Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches.

Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens)

#Christmas

#Witches

Dec

2003

Includes witches

From: Bewitched

Try and control your temper. Remember, 'peace on earth, goodwill toward men' includes witches.

Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens)

#Christmas

#Temper

#Witches

Oct

1999

Turned me into a newt

From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What makes you think she's a witch? –Well, she turned me into a newt! –A newt? –I got better.

Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere) | John Cleese (Peasant 3)

#Witches

#Magic

#Fraud

Jul

1999

Good witch

From: The Wizard Of Oz

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Billie Burke (Glinda, Good Witch of the East)

File Updated: 2016-09-11

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