I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows... you'd think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is every-day life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a super-hero.
Batman. –Yeah? –Are you staying for the party? –If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Where ever there are masks, or if there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there... But sometimes I'm not 'cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant, watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurdling. Sleeping. No, I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No. I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween.