#Surprises

Apr

2017

When you're not being bellicose

From: Star Trek: The Animated Series

Episode: The Infinite Vulcan (1973) (Season 1, Episode 7)

I am pleasantly surprised at your capacity for deductive reasoning, Captain. When you are not being bellicose there appears to be no end to your arsenal of formidable talents.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Surprises

#Reasoning

#Deduction

#Talent

#Condescension

Mar

2014

Surprised me

From: Monsters University

The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before. You surprised me.

Helen Mirren (Dean Hardscrabble)

#Praise

#School

#Surprises

Feb

2014

Left to your own devices

From: The World's End

It's pointless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices. –Really? –Yeah. Fuck it.

Bill Nighy (The Network) | Simon Pegg (Gary King)

Jan

2014

Came out of nowhere

From: Iron Man 3

Whew. That came out of nowhere.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

#Surprises

#Exclamations

Nov

2013

A clear statement of your symptoms will help us provide the medical practitioner appropriate to your individual needs. –I'm trying to send a distress signal! Stop talking about doctors! –I'm a doctor... But probably not the one you're expecting.

uncredited (Computer) | Emma Campbell-Jones (Cass) | Paul McGann (The Doctor)

Oct

2013

The end of the world. Again

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Billy & Mandy's Jacked-Up Halloween (2003) (Season 2, Episode 10)

What a surprise. Billy's caused the end of the world. Again. I guess I better go save him.

Grey Delisle (Mandy)

Oct

2013

Little surprises

From: The Bride of Frankenstein

Science, like love, has her little surprises... As you shall see.

Ernest Thesiger (Doctor Pretorius)

Apr

2010

Open your mouth

From: All Gummed Up

Open your mouth. –And close your eyes. –We're gonna give you a big surprise.

Moe Howard | Larry Fine | Shemp Howard

#Surprises

Aug

2009

Holy Toledo

From: Silver Streak

Holy Toledo, I think you found it!

Ned Beatty (Bob Sweet)

#Exclamations

#Surprises

#Excitement

Nov

2008

Holy shit!

From: Chocolate News

Holy shit! Did we just elect Barack Obama President of the United States?!

David Alan Grier

May

2008

Not in front of the children!

From: Boys' Night Out

Howard! Not in front of the children!

Patti Page (Joanne McIllenny)

Apr

2007

What the Hell was that?

From: The Dresden Files

What the Hell was that?

Terrence Mann (Bob)

#Surprises

#Fear

Mar

2007

I'd expect this from Yogi

From: Boo Boo Runs Wild

You know, I'd expect this sort of public display from Yogi, but I'm surprised at you, Boo Boo.

Corey Burton (Ranger John Smith)

#Shame

#Surprises

Sep

2006

Brought you a surprise

From: Battlestar Galactica 1980

I have brought you a surprise.

Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)

Jun

2005

Menudo reunion

From: Normal, Ohio

You will never, ever guess what happened! It's something wonderful! –Don't be jerkin' my chain about a Menudo reunion.

Anita Gillette (Joan Gamble) | John Goodman (Rex Gamble)

#Gay

#Music

#Surprises

Mar

2004

So few nice surprises in life

From: Big Eden

There's so few nice surprises in life. Seems to me that it'd be kind of a shame to squander one of them, don't ya think?

O'Neal Compton (Jim Soams)

#Philosophy

#Surprises

#Concern

Apr

2003

All raiders destroyed

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

All Raiders are all destroyed. –All destroyed? How? We took them by surprise. –Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.

uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver)) | Patrick Macnee (Imperious Leader)

Mar

2003

What was that?

From: Monsters, Inc.

What was that? –I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan) | Billy Crystal (Mike Wazowski)

#Surprises

#Concern

Dec

2002

I've got presents?!

From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

I've got presents?!

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)

Nov

2001

Holy mackerel!

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Holy mackerel!

Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster)

#Exclamations

#Surprises

Nov

2001

Going to get in the mail

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

You never know what you're going to get in the mail.

Noel McNeal (Bear)

#E-mail

#Mail

#Surprises

Oct

2000

Great Scott!

From: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Great Scott!

Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors)

#Exclamations

#Surprises

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Died Today

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26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

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