I hate squirrels!
Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says 'I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that I may talk-- Squirrel!
They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels?! Damn it! What kind of town is this?!