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Jan

2017

Join us

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

We would be honored if you would join us.

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

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Dec

2016

Needn't worry about your reward

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

Dec

2016

Recognized your foul stench

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Governor Tarkin. I should've expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

Nov

2016

The things you learn in prison

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: The Cloud (1995) (Season 1, Episode 5)

You'd be surprised the things you learn in prison.

Robert Duncan McNeill (Tom Paris)

Sep

2016

You're a criminal

From: Captain America: Civil War

Congratulations, Cap. You're a criminal.

Don Cheadle (Lieutenant James Rhodes / War Machine)

Jul

2016

Met anyone you didn't kill?

From: Lethal Weapon

You ever met anybody you didn't kill?

Danny Glover (Roger Murtaugh)

Jun

2016

A face to fix

From: Deadpool

Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and oh... bad guys to kill.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Jun

2016

You'll have to share

From: Deadpool

(gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Apr

2016

Who talks first?

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron)

Mar

2016

Rabbit in your pocket

From: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Joanna Cassidy (Dolores)

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