#Sarcasm

Jul

2016

Met anyone you didn't kill?

From: Lethal Weapon

You ever met anybody you didn't kill?

Danny Glover (Roger Murtaugh)

#Sarcasm

#Murder

#Death

#Insult

Jun

2016

A face to fix

From: Deadpool

Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and oh... bad guys to kill.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Jun

2016

You'll have to share

From: Deadpool

(gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Apr

2016

Who talks first?

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

So who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron)

Mar

2016

Rabbit in your pocket

From: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Joanna Cassidy (Dolores)

Mar

2016

It's been real

From: Pee-Wee's Big Holiday

Listen, ladies, it's been real and it's been fun. But... has it been real fun? Uh-uh. Nope.

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Sarcasm

Mar

2016

Using sarcasm to distance people

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Ladies Night (2015) (Season 1, Episode 1)

You use sarcasm to distance people. –And yet you're still here. Now go the hell home.

Eka Darville (Malcolm Ducasse) | Krysten Ritter

#Sarcasm

#Frustration

Mar

2016

Glad you asked that

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

James Spader (Ultron)

Feb

2016

Let's go

From: Hackers

Boy Meets World, let's go?

Renoly Santiago (Ramon Sanchez / Phantom Phreak)

#Farewells

#Sarcasm

Jan

2016

Didn't you get the memo (v2)

From: Batman Begins

Didn't you get the memo?

Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox)

#Work

#Memos

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