#Pets

May

2017

Bad dog

From: The Secret Life Of Pets

I don't like to use this phrase because it's offensive to our kind, but you are a bad dog.

Louis C.K. (Max (II))

#Dogs

#Pets

#Bigotry

May

2017

Domesticated never!

From: The Secret Life Of Pets

The revolution has begun! Liberated forever! Domesticated never! Yeah!

Kevin Hart (Snowball)

#Revolution

#Liberty

#Pets

Jan

2015

Can we keep him?

From: Up

Can we keep him? Please, please pleeease?! –No.

Jordan Nagai (Russell) | Edward Asner (Carl Fredricksen)

Feb

2014

Don't take to petting

From: Hondo

I wouldn't touch that dog, son. He don't take to petting.

John Wayne (Hondo Lane)

#Warnings

#Dogs

#Pets

Feb

2013

Kill my dog

From: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

How many times are you going to kill my dog, Holmes?

Jude Law (Dr. John Watson)

#Death

#Pets

Jan

2013

Dogs of war

From: ParaNorman

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Let's rip 'em apart!

Alex Borstein (Mrs. Henscher)

#War

#Violence

#Pets

Nov

2012

Goofy hocus-pocus

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Hey! Keep your goofy hocus-pocus to yourself! It's OK, baby. Mommy will protect you from the weirdo.

Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)

#Magic

#Pets

Oct

2012

We do not smell balls

From: The Venture Bros.

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

#Balls

#Pets

#Genitals

Dec

2011

Killed the dog

From: Sherlock Holmes

He's killed the dog. Again.

Geraldine James (Mrs. Hudson)

Sep

2011

You adorable little creature!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

You adorable little creature! Oh, yes!

Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)

#Pets

#Love

Aug

2011

I'm a veterinarian

From: Battle: Los Angeles

Maybe I can help. I'm a veterinarian.

Bridget Moynahan (Michele)

#Pets

#Medical

#Silly

Aug

2011

Reptiles gotta stick together

From: Rango

Reptiles gotta stick together, right, my brother? –I'm a amphibian. –Ain't no shame in that.

Johnny Depp (Rango) | Blake Clark (Buford)

#Pets

#Fraternity

Apr

2011

The hogs of war

From: Archer

'Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war.' –'Dogs of war.' –Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! Shut up!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)

#Literature

#War

#Pets

Jan

2011

Hiding under your porch

From: Up

I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

Bob Peterson (Dug)

Dec

2010

Un-mush, will ya?

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Whoa! Whoa! Un-mush, will ya?

Larry D. Mann (Yukon Cornelius)

#Christmas

#Pets

#Sports

Nov

2010

I have just met you

From: Up

My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.

Bob Peterson (Dug)

#Love

#Pets

Nov

2010

Stop, you dogs!

From: Up

Stop, you dogs!

Bob Peterson (Dug)

#Pets

#Dogs

#Demands

Nov

2010

Don't like the Cone Of Shame.

From: Up

I do not like the Cone Of Shame.

Bob Peterson (Dug)

#Pets

#Medical

#Shame

Sep

2010

Put him in the Cone Of Shame

From: Up

Put him in the Cone Of Shame.

Bob Peterson (Alpha)

#Pets

#Shame

#Medical

Sep

2010

A good and smart master

From: Up

My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that I may talk-- Squirrel!

Bob Peterson (Dug)

Sep

2010

Oh boy! A ball!

From: Up

Oh boy! Oh boy! A ball!

Bob Peterson (Dug)

#Pets

#Balls

Aug

2010

Dribbling on my briefs

From: Seems Like Old Times

Mrs. Parks, will you please remove this dog? He's dribbling on my briefs!

Harold Gould (Judge John Channing)

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