#Makeup

Oct

13

2017

Last makeup kit on Earth

From: Hey Arnold!

Episode: Arnold's Halloween (1997) (Season 2, Episode 7)

You there, be careful with that! That may be the last makeup kit on Earth!

Maurice LaMarche (Douglas Cain)

Mar

28

2011

Under that makeup

From: The Dark Knight

What's he hiding under that makeup?

Gary Oldman (Jim Gordon)

Apr

01

2010

Crack Whore Red

Archer

From: Archer

Episode: The Rock (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

Oh my god! What shade is that, 'Crack Whore Red'?!

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

Feb

09

2010

Lip Gloss

From: Thank God It's Friday

Here. Put this on. –What is this? –Lip Gloss. It makes you look hot. –Hehe. You're sick. –Try it!

Paul Jabara (Carl) | John Friedrich (Ken)

Apr

19

2009

No makeup!

From: Professional Sweetheart

No makeup! No perfume! No jewelry!

Franklin Pangborn (Herbert Childress)

Apr

20

2008

Just have fun with it

From: Freaked

If your coloring is in the Autumn range like Maria, I would suggest you try the Earth-Tone eye makeup. Now as you can see, I've done a lovely French Braid on Maria, but I encourage everyone to experiment and use your imagination. The main thing is just have fun with it.

Mr. T (The Bearded Lady)

Jun

22

2007

Boris Yeltsin in lipstick

From: Kinky Boots

It's a simple equation. A drag queen puts on a frock, looks like Kylie. A transvestite puts on a frock, looks like Boris Yeltsin in lipstick. There, I said it.

Chiwetel Ejiofor (Lola)

Jun

05

2001

Going away

From: Beautiful Thing

I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to.

Tameka Empson (Leah Russell)

Mar

01

2000

How do I look so young?

From: Murder By Death

How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of makeup.

Truman Capote (Lionel Twain)

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