To college! I can't wait. What do you think we'll find when we get there? –Hmm. That the students are shockingly ignorant, the professors self-centered and corrupt, and the entire system geared solely to the pursuit of funding.
Cannot say. Saying, I would know. Do not know, so cannot say.
Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.