Jun 30 2021 I was adorable once From: The Birdcage Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once; young and full of hope. And now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! –I made you short? –(screams) Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) | Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Youth#Hope#Fat#Aging#Agism#Height#Relationships
Aug 30 2010 You're not very tall From: The Big Sleep You're not very tall, are you? –Well, I, uh, I try to be. Martha Vickers (Carmen Sternwood) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe) #Height#Insult
Jan 26 2010 We need more monkeys! From: Toy Story It's too short! We need more monkeys! Jim Varney (Slinky Dog) File Updated: 2022-03-24 #Height#Monkeys#Panic
Jul 18 2007 Could you get any shorter? From: Invader ZIM Could you get any shorter? Kevin McDonald (Almighty Tallest Purple) #Height#Insult
May 28 2007 A little short for a stormtrooper From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) File Updated: 2016-04-23 #Height#Military#Condescension
Apr 27 2000 Sawed-off runt From: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you. Clint Eastwood (Blondie) #Time#Height#Insult
Oct 01 1999 How you get so big? From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back How you get so big eating food of this kind? Frank Oz (Yoda) File Updated: 2016-05-19 #Food#Height#Growth#Nutrition
Sep 28 1999 If a man said that to me From: Love And Death If you so much as come near the Countess I'll see that you never see the light of day again. –If a man said that to me I'd break his neck. –I am a man. –Well, I mean a much shorter man. Harold Gould (Anton Lebedokov) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko) File Updated: 2021-05-25 #Royalty#Threats#Sarcasm#Height#Violence
