#Happiness

Dec

2017

That jolly, fat man

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (2002) (Season 2, Episode 15)

I've never trusted that jolly, fat man.

Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane)

#Christmas

#Happiness

#Fat

#Trust

Dec

2017

Stop being jolly!

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (2002) (Season 2, Episode 15)

Hurry it up! All this horrible jolliness is getting to me! You! Stop being jolly!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

#Christmas

#Happiness

#Frustration

Jul

2017

The way things are

From: Babe

The only way you'll find happiness is to accept that the way things are is the way things are.

Charles Bartlett (Cow)

Jul

2017

Excellent!

From: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Excellent!

Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston, Esq.) | Keanu Reeves (Ted 'Theodore' Logan)

#Excitement

#Joy

#Happiness

Nov

2016

I'm real bad

From: Rugrats

I'm bad, Cynthia, real bad.

Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles)

#Bad

#Evil

#Happiness

Jul

2016

More fun than people

From: Hare Do

I have more fun that people!

Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)

#Joy

#Happiness

Feb

2015

Good to be a cop

From: Only The Lonely

Sometimes it's good to be a cop.

John Candy (Danny Muldoon)

#Police

#Happiness

Jan

2014

One of those nights

From: The World's End

Ever have one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life?

Simon Pegg (Gary King)

#Happiness

#Party

#Remembrance

Jan

2014

Eat recycled food

From: Judge Dredd

Eat recycled food for a happier, healthier life. Be kind and peaceful to each other. Eat recycled food. Recycled food: it's good for the environment and OK for you.

uncredited (Food Droid)

Mar

2013

Hate the brown word

From: Serial Mom

I'm so happy I could shit. –Chip... You know how I hate the brown word.

Matthew Lillard (Chip Sutphin) | Kathleen Turner (Beverly R. Sutphin)

Jan

2011

Happy and broke

From: Knock On Any Door

How can a guy be happy and broke at the same time?

Davis Roberts (Jim 'Sunshine' Jackson)

File Updated: 2018-01-21

#Finance

#Happiness

#Confusion

Sep

2010

Grandma said money can't buy happiness

From: Callaway Went Thataway

Grandma used to say money can't buy happiness, but it sure is a most-pleasant way of being miserable.

Howard Keel (Stretch Barnes / Smoky Callaway)

Jul

2010

Decent people

From: Batman (1989)

Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.

Jack Nicholson (The Joker / Jack Napier)

#Warnings

#Housing

#Happiness

Apr

2010

Eating and crying

From: The Invention Of Lying

Are you always happy? –Usually. Somedays I stay in bed eating and crying.

Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison) | Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles)

#Food

#Crying

#Happiness

Dec

2009

Enjoying Christmas

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

What a lovely thought it is at this very moment, all over the country, from the highest to the lowest, through those charming plump folks somewhere in the middle, everyone is enjoying Christmas.

Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)

File Updated: 2016-12-18

#Christmas

#Happiness

Dec

2009

I do love it so

From: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Christmas vacation is finally here. God help me, I do love it so.

Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton Banks)

Dec

2007

Christmas is a nightmare

From: Shrek The Halls

Aw, phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops. Where I come from Christmas is a nightmare.

Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

Nov

2007

Greatest possible happiness

From: The Hours

You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been, in every way, all that anyone could be.

Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)

#Love

#Happiness

Aug

2007

We broke a crash-test dummy

From: MythBusters

We broke a crash-test dummy, man! I think that's a red-letter day. Yeah!

Adam Savage

Nov

2006

Who's Hanks Giving?

From: Rugrats

Who's Hanks Giving? –Oh, it's not a person, Chuckie. It's the day we have a big dinner with our fambly and friends and 'member how happy we are.

Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr) | Elizabeth 'E. G.' Daily (Tommy Pickles)

Dec

2005

Must be something wrong with me

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

Aug

2005

My High School reunion

From: Darkwing Duck

Oh, what's this? My High School reunion! Oh, boy!

Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)

#School

#Reunion

#Happiness

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