Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player. –♪ Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player ♫ –Any guitar player can rock a packed stadium, but it takes real talent to keep the Washinsky reception going all night long. –♪ Mazel Tov ♫ –Perched on the stage in your under-sized tuxedo you tirelessly churn out tunes from the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. –♪ Keep on rockin' ♫ –Sound check? You don't need no stinking sound check. –♪ Oh! ♫ –And even though you've never had groupies, you have bagged the occasional bridesmaid. –♪ Never forget you ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Guitar Guy, because every wedding you go to, you're the real best man. –♪ Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player ♫
Our founding fathers guaranteed us certain protections... The freedom of speech, freedom of religion, the freedom to own and play stringed instruments of all kinds. Those founding fathers didn't place restrictions on these freedoms. They didn't say, 'The right to play guitar shall not be violated except when used to play Green Day's Time Of Your Life over and over again in the common area of your dorm!' No! Where will these restrictions end? A background check when you want to take up the banjo? A five-day waiting period to buy a Telecaster™? An all-out ban on the Flying V™ or, dare I say, Whammy Bar™?! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is up to you to defend our right to keep and bear guitars!