#Fruitcake

Dec

2021

Fruitcake for Christmas

From: Animaniacs

Episode: A Christmas Plotz (1993) (Season 1, Episode 49a)

Why does everyone give me fruitcake for Christmas? I hate fruitcake!

Frank Welker (Thaddeus Plotz)

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Dec

2015

Seven more fruitcakes

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

At this time of season Jews all over the world celebrate Chanukah, the Festival of Lights. –Do you still get presents on Chanukah? –Ha ha! Do you get presents on Chanukah? We exchange gifts for eight nights in a row. –Wow. –So in case I miss you, here are seven more fruitcakes.

Suzanne Kent (Mrs. Rene) | Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

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Dec

2009

Sir Isaac Newton is born

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Maternal Congruence (2009) (Season 3, Episode 11)

December 25th, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is born. Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional Pagan holiday that celebrated the Winter Solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats. Which, frankly, sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake. –Merry Newtonmas, everyone!

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Dec

2009

Pretends to like the fruitcake

From: SpongeBob SquarePants

...And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake!

Tom Kenny (SpongeBob SquarePants)

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Dec

2005

It's fruitcake

From: The Donna Reed Show

Episode: A Very Merry Christmas (1958) (Season 1, Episode 14)

Merry Christmas. –For me? Gosh. –It's fruitcake. –Oh. Thanks. Merry Christmas.

Donna Reed (Donna Stone) | uncredited (Jimmy the paperboy)

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Dec

2003

Fruitcake

From: Green Acres

Mrs. Douglas came over here this afternoon and wanted to know how to make a fruitcake. And it's been so long since I made one, I had to look up the recipe. –Is she gonna make a fruitcake for Mr. Douglas? –She sure is. –Doris, that could make you an accessory to manslaughter.

Barbara Pepper (Doris Ziffel #1) | Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel)

Dec

2002

HI! I'm Little Richard

From: Christmas IDs

HI! I'm Little Richard, wishing you plenty of Tutti-Frutticake for Christmas.

Little Richard

Dec

2001

Christmas without fruitcake

From: The Golden Girls

Episode: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas (1989) (Season 5, Episode 12)

Like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy!

Betty White (Rose Nylund)

File Updated: 2017-10-30

Dec

1999

A fruitcake?

From: Mixed Nuts

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Munchnik. –A fruitcake? –Yes. –Remarkably like the one I gave you last year.

Steve Martin (Philip) | Madeline Kahn (Blanche Munchnik)

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