#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Condescension

#Talking

#Insult

#Fat

#Excuses

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

#Excuses

Born Today

Jerry Doyle • 16 Jul 1956

Corey Feldman • 16 Jul 1971

Will Ferrell • 16 Jul 1967

Dave Goelz • 16 Jul 1946

Barnard Hughes • 16 Jul 1915

Richard LeParmentier • 16 Jul 1946

Jayma Mays • 16 Jul 1979

Ginger Rogers • 16 Jul 1911

Barbara Stanwyck • 16 Jul 1907

Sherri Stoner • 16 Jul 1965

Died Today

Paul B. Price • 16 Jul 2012

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03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

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