#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Condescension

#Talking

#Insult

#Fat

#Excuses

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

#Excuses

Born Today

Ben Alexander • 26 May 1911

Helena Bonham Carter • 26 May 1966

Bobcat Goldthwait • 26 May 1962

Pam Grier • 26 May 1949

Levon Helm • 26 May 1940

Lenny Kravitz • 26 May 1964

Matt Stone • 26 May 1971

John Wayne • 26 May 1907

Died Today

Eddie Albert • 26 May 2005

Edmund Beloin • 26 May 1992

George Brent • 26 May 1979

Sydney Pollack • 26 May 2008

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