#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Condescension

#Talking

#Insult

#Fat

#Excuses

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Apr

2006

There's energy in chocolate

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)

File Updated: 2018-11-21

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

#Excuses

Born Today

Jennifer Grey • 26 Mar 1960

Sterling Hayden • 26 Mar 1916

T.R. Knight • 26 Mar 1973

Keira Knightley • 26 Mar 1985

Vicki Lawrence • 26 Mar 1949

Leslie Mann • 26 Mar 1972

Strother Martin • 26 Mar 1919

Leonard Nimoy • 26 Mar 1931

Francesca Marie Smith • 26 Mar 1985

Ed Wasser • 26 Mar 1964

Will Wright • 26 Mar 1894

Died Today

Noel Coward • 26 Mar 1973

Jan Sterling • 26 Mar 2004

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

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A full pardon, from: The Philadelphia Story
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Your GOTG, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
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Seaweed wrap, from: Archer
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