#Excuses

Jan

2021

Bald refusal

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013) (Season 7, Episode 9)

I've been told that a bald refusal of an invitation is rude and one must instead offer up a polite excuse; so I'd love to go but, unfortunately, that sounds awful.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Invitations

#Excuses

#Refusals

#Rude

#Polite

Aug

2020

I didn't say that

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Apple (1967) (Season 2, Episode 5)

Well, sir, I didn't exactly say that.

James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)

#Language

#Semantics

#Excuses

May

2019

Important research

From: A Day at the Races

Uh, that'll be all. I have some important research.

Groucho Marx (Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush)

#Innuendo

#Research

#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Feb

2015

Got to lie

From: Hondo

Once in a while a fella's got to lie if it'll make it easier on someone else.

John Wayne (Hondo Lane)

File Updated: 2020-05-17

#Lying

#Lies

#Excuses

Jan

2012

There's water in the tap

From: Green Lantern

Sorry, I gotta run. Make yourself at home, OK? There's, uh, water in the tap.

Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern)

File Updated: 2019-12-08

#Farewells

#Water

#Excuses

Apr

2006

There's energy in chocolate

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)

File Updated: 2018-11-21

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster))

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

#Excuses

Born Today

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Died Today

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Died This Year

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05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

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