#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Condescension

#Talking

#Insult

#Fat

#Excuses

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Apr

2006

There's energy in chocolate

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)

File Updated: 2018-11-21

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

#Excuses

Born Today

Olivia d'Abo • 22 Jan 1969

John Hurt • 22 Jan 1940

Piper Laurie • 22 Jan 1932

Gabriel Macht • 22 Jan 1972

Died Today

Heath Ledger • 22 Jan 2008

Telly Savalas • 22 Jan 1994

Dick Tufeld • 22 Jan 2012

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

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Get a day job, from: Dead Like Me
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Babysitting programming, from: Lost In Space
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Second Aid will do, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
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Don't like or agree, from: Solo
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Oh, joy, Christmas Eve, from: Cheers
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The dogs of war, from: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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James Bond here, from: From Russia With Love
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They're all the same base: alcohol, from: Desk Set
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What in the hell's 'diversity'?, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Gonna get you high today, from: Friday
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Save the Rebellion, from: Rogue One
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Tell it to Donner and Blitzen, from: Mama's Family
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Self-respect, from: Jessica Jones
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Ridiculously good-looking, from: Zoolander
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Done the scarecrow, from: Star Trek: Voyager
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I have to shower and vomit, from: In & Out
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