#Excuses

May

2019

Important research

From: A Day at the Races

Uh, that'll be all. I have some important research.

Groucho Marx (Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush)

#Innuendo

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Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

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Apr

2006

There's energy in chocolate

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)

File Updated: 2018-11-21

Jul

2003

Double-Oh-Zero

From: Die Another Day

There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?

John Cleese (Q)

File Updated: 2017-11-19

#Condescension

#Frustration

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Born Today

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