#Excuses

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Condescension

#Talking

#Insult

#Fat

#Excuses

May

2016

Victim of circumstance

From: Disorder In The Court

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Jerome 'Curly' Howard

#Excuses

#Circumstance

#Victims

Born Today

Anton Diffring • 20 Oct 1918

Margaret Dumont • 20 Oct 1882

Dan Fogler • 20 Oct 1976

Dolores Hart • 20 Oct 1938

Bela Lugosi • 20 Oct 1882

Viggo Mortensen • 20 Oct 1958

Barney Phillips • 20 Oct 1913

Sandra Dickinson • 20 Oct 1948

George Wyner • 20 Oct 1945

Died Today

Burt Lancaster • 20 Oct 1994

Jack Elam • 20 Oct 2003

Ann Sears • 20 Oct 1992

Died This Year

19 Jan 2017 • Miguel Ferrer

25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

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