#Driving

Jun

2022

The bus driver's down

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

The bus driver is down. I'm not gonna handle this. Every time I've tried to drive a bus, I get yelled at.

Zach Cherry (Klev)

#Driving

#Transportation

Dec

2021

You know everything

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Livin' On Reds, Vitamin C And Propane (2003) (Season 8, Episode 7)

Dad, you know everything! –Well, I do have a Class C license.

Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Sep

2021

You from L.A.?

From: The Love Bug

What's the matter, you from L.A. or something?!

Wally Boag (Flabbergasted Driver)

Feb

2018

Life's a beach

From: Cars 3

Well, life's a beach and then you drive.

Owen Wilson (Lightning McQueen)

Apr

2014

New catchphrase

From: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Drive it like you stole it! –As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Channing Tatum (Duke) | Dwayne Johnson (Roadblock)

Jan

2011

Full of insects

From: George Washington Slept Here

It's Saturday afternoon and I'm taking you for a drive in the country. –A drive? What do I want to drive in the country for? It's full of insects.

Ann Sheridan (Connie Fuller) | Jack Benny (Bill Fuller)

Jul

2010

Those lady drivers

From: The Falcon In Hollywood

(tires squeal) Those lady drivers, they'll kill you.

Veda Ann Borg (Billie Atkins)

#Driving

#Misogyny

#Death

Jun

2010

Punks like you

From: License To Drive

Mr. Anderson... It's punks like you that paramedics end up scraping off the road at 4 in the morning. For your sake, and the safety of others, I hope you fail your driving exam.

Michael Ensign (School Teacher / Bus Driver)

File Updated: 2017-12-27

Mar

2010

Our designated drunk driver

From: The Hangover

Oh, what, are you a cop now? Come on, you know I drive great when I'm drunk. –That's true. Don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver.

Bradley Cooper (Phil Wenneck) | Ed Helms (Stu Price)

#Alcohol

#Police

#Driving

Mar

2010

The DMV taketh away

From: License To Drive

God giveth and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mr. Anderson. We can make your life a living hell.

Helen Hanft (Miss Hellberg)

File Updated: 2017-12-27

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