#Drink

Oct

2011

Is a pig's ass pork?

From: Archer

Is a pig's ass pork?! I'm sorry, did you want to hear what I think or just what you want to hear? (slurp) Aah! He asked pretty sarcastically.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

#Sarcasm

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May

2011

I owe Dr. Quest very much big-time

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bannon Custody Case (2000) (Season 1, Episode 1)

One minute I'm a penniless orphan stuck in a street-sweeping caste. The next I'm on this really cool needly plane that goes very, very fast drinking cold American beverages. I owe Dr. Quest very much big-time.

Wally Wingert (Hadji)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

Nov

2009

I apologize to your mother

From: Bewitched

Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow I apologize to your mother.

Dick York (Darrin Stephens)

Jul

2007

I must have punch now!

From: Invader ZIM

I must have punch now!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

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Jun

2006

Good martinis

From: Topper

Bad dog. Good martinis. Drink 'em up. –Woof!

Robert Sterling (George Kerby) | Buck (I) (Neil)

Jul

2005

The Village Idiot

From: Love And Death

Sonja, you been drinking from the glass we use for the Village Idiot?

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

Apr

2005

I joined AA

From: Rappin' Rodney

And I solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I mean I still drink; I use a different name, that's all, you know?

Rodney Dangerfield

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