We have achieved our position through poise, precision, and audacity. To this we must now add resolve. We'll be branded as traitors; the gravest capital crime, punishable by death. A couple hundred years ago a few guys named Washington, Jefferson, and Adams were branded as traitors by the British... and now they're called patriots. In time, so shall we.
This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night.