You're smart. You're kind. You're the sweetest man I've ever met. You are... You are definitely the most-interesting person I know. And you are fun to be with. And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world, and I like the way you see the world. You're my best friend. You make me happier than anyone I've ever known.
Greetings. I trust that Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp. –And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder, May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down.